Advice N.3
MEN: Don’t wear hoodies unless you are taking casual strolls alongside a prison fence hoping to get a secret deposit of semen in your butt. Ladies like a dressed up man. WOMEN: Express kind gratitude for...
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Advice N.2
MEN: Don’t save a girl’s number to your sim card memory. It means to her that a) you have a lame phone and you won’t be able to support her babies; b) you have less than 300 facebook friends and you don’t need their phone numbers since you chat with them on WOW; c) you just got a new sim card as part of the prison release package. WOMEN: Be...
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MEN: Don’t listen to Nicki Minaj songs even if you got lost in her ass. You might slip with the occasional ‘Jump in my hooptie hooptie hoop’ and then get bitchtie bitchtie slapped. WOMEN:...
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