History Explained: Troy

Posted by on Mar 28, 2015 in History Explained

History Explained: Troy

Hi there friends, stop swiping Tinder with your dick for a second and get ready to learn something useful. I’m sure you all remember reading Iliad in school or at least seeing Eric Bana’s dumbest movie haircut ever. That’s right, it’s time for History Explained and this time we will reveal the truth about Troy. And if the first thing you thought of when you saw Troy was Zac Efron in High School Musical, please close the browser, turn off the computer and jump off the...

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History Explained: Dinosaurs

Posted by on Jun 22, 2014 in History Explained

History Explained: Dinosaurs

Hey guys, remember that time when you were 6, you stayed up all night to watch Rocky 3, peed in the ficus flowerpot because you were scared to go all the way through the dark corridor to the bathroom and had a tiny hard-on when you heard Velociraptor? Yes, those were the days when you knew the breeding and nutritional habits, average life-span and classification of 89 different types of dinosaurs but still wasn’t exactly sure what your dad did for living. Actually, I might...

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History Explained: Napoleon

Posted by on Mar 7, 2013 in History Explained

History Explained: Napoleon

Did you know that Napoleon Bonaparte had a small penis? Ha! Welcome to History explained the in-depth analysis of different kinds of history. Kids, if you’re struggling to mark this and paste it in a word document entitled ‘Homework’ – stop. It is way too serious and your teachers will know you couldn’t have come up with something so genius. Today we will explain 5 random facts about Napoleon. Ready? 1. In the last years of his life, Napoleon was old. Before he died he...

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