Bogi sweats

Posted by on Apr 28, 2014 in Bogi's Crazy Insights

Bogi sweats

Welcome back, fellas. I am Bogi and I sweat. I sweat a lot. People tell me I sweat like a pig. Now this is not true. First of all I have never seen a pig sweat. I am not a pigologist but this can’t be right, can it? It’s not like I go to the store to buy me some ham only to come back home, open it up and realize in bewilderment it is still wet reaching out with a shaking hand to grab a Rexona. Also if you think about it, it is a very rude thing to say to someone. So not...

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Bogi explains what’s up with Christmas

Posted by on Dec 19, 2013 in Bogi's Crazy Insights

Bogi explains what’s up with Christmas

Hi there, folks! What an amazing time we have ahead of us. Joy and blessings upon us, family bondage and light bondage with your significant other! Have you ever wondered why we celebrate Christmas? Let’s look back and find the answers in history. So Virgin Marry meets Joseph. Normally having wood between two sweethearts would be a great thing but in this case, with Joe being a Jewish carpenter, it proved to have made sex impossible for them. After a few months Virgin tells...

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Bogi says ‘Prison is cool!’

Posted by on Dec 13, 2013 in Bogi's Crazy Insights

Bogi says ‘Prison is cool!’

Why is prison the shit? Readers, you tired of all people lying on the internets like grounded high school hoes? Never telling you the truth straight up, never in person? Well it ain’t happening here. The injustice prevalent in life, the Communist Party and evil imperialists want you to believe you have to conform to social expectations, peer pressure, big dicks, old parents in retirement homes and other limitations. Supposedly you need to have a great career, make lots of...

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Bogi’s Break-up Tips

Posted by on Dec 13, 2013 in Bogi's Crazy Insights

Bogi’s Break-up Tips

Hi there, folks! Have you ever wondered how to break up with a girl like a boss? Men all over the globe keep asking me this age-old question and as the winter holidays are approaching – it becomes even more pressing. Yeah I hear you, who wants a disturbingly hot girlfriend sexting him all Christmas and giving sloppy drunk three-way bj-s with her bf for New Years. F*ck that shit for sure! Who wants to be invited to holiday dinners prep-ed by your girlfriend’s MILFy single...

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