Как да надебелеем БЕЗОПАСНО

Posted by on Nov 18, 2016 in Bogi's Crazy Insights

Как да надебелеем БЕЗОПАСНО

Въпреки глобалното затопляне и топлите вълни от менопаузата навън става все по-хладно. И докато се излежаваме в топлото легло преди работа като прасета в лагера в Белене, знаем вътрешно какво ни очаква. Чантата за фитнес лежи от 3 седмици в коридора, но няма какво да се заблуждаваме – няма да стъпим в залата преди втората седмица на януари. Започнахте ли вече да подминавате огледалото в банята с гузно наведена глава и като видите корема си – гузно вдигната? Тесни ли са ви...

Read More »

Things we take for granted: Toes

Posted by on Jul 13, 2015 in Bogi's Crazy Insights

Things we take for granted: Toes

Hey guys, How are you doing? Probably drifting through life aimlessly like a glass bottle thrown at One Direction at the Grammys by Stevie Wonder. Well get a hold of yourselves and listen. Life may be full of disappointment like the Kardashian household, which would drive even unrelated men to grow breasts and start wearing skirts. But let’s make sure that we don’t populate the list of disappointments with things we take for granted, such as toes! Toes are the 10 ugly...

Read More »

Things we take for granted: the Sink

Posted by on Jul 10, 2015 in Bogi's Crazy Insights

Things we take for granted: the Sink

Hey guys, it has been a while since I last wrote largely due to government instability induced laziness and frequent paternity tests. Now I am back however to prove once and for all that my unconditional genius has no boundaries and also that I am still alive, so my parents, employers and other concerned parties can sleep well tonight.   There are many things we take for granted in our lives, Mum’s cooking and police brutality to name a few, but one thing we almost...

Read More »

Bogi’s guide to treating depression

Posted by on Mar 22, 2015 in Bogi's Crazy Insights

Bogi’s guide to treating depression

Hey fellas, let me guess, you can barely read the words in this article because of the tears coming out of your eyes while your thumbs are stuck firmly in your butts. Too many plurals? I thoughts sos. It’s time to fight depression! Everyone has a bad day sometimes and Bill Cosby has one every day, until the end of his life. Maybe your grandfather was ran over by a train while picking white rocks from the tracks for his graveside. Or perhaps you are a twelve-year old girl...

Read More »

Bogi says ‘Flash a stache!’

Posted by on Sep 9, 2014 in Bogi's Crazy Insights

Bogi says ‘Flash a stache!’

mustache noun [ˈhwīt-ˌtrash] Hair, pieces of food and small animals growing on a man’s upper lip. We all know them, we’ve all smelled them. We have heard their whispers in the wind and seen shy drops of draught beer trembling at the edge of their whiskers. That weird middle-aged guy who lived next door with his mother licked his when he was watching children at the playground from behind the bushes. You felt their mushy dampness against your cheek when your widowed...

Read More »

Bogi’s guide to reading books

Posted by on Sep 3, 2014 in Bogi's Crazy Insights

Bogi’s guide to reading books

Dear fanatic followers and lunatics reading this for inexplicable and deeply disturbing reasons, welcome back. You wish I could say I missed you. I wish too. Recently I realized that by reading books you not only lose lifetime friends but also eyesight and money. I also came to the conclusion that you can gain unusually indebt knowledge about such important topics as alien time travel abilities, alternative historical events, vampire love life, wizard sports and sick sexual...

Read More »